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Handcrafted Palm Wax Candles by Raven Hils Candle Co | 9 Ounces | Scent (Honeysuckle + Jasmine)

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Our unique and handmade "May Your Enemies Choke on a Bag of Dicks - Infused With Deez Nuts" candle is a delightful addition to any occasion, from Christmas gifts to birthdays and beyond. This lighthearted novelty item is designed to bring laughter and cheer to the recipient, making it an ideal choice for white elephant exchanges, playful pranks, or simply as a fun gift for your loved ones.

Crafted with sustainable palm wax and scented with high-quality fragrances and essential oils, this candle is not only eco-friendly but also long-lasting and non-toxic. The dye-free wax is poured into a stylish 9 oz straight-sided tumbler jar with a black metal lid, seamlessly blending into any home decor.

Featuring a tongue-in-cheek humor and a playful design, our candles are sure to be a conversation starter and the perfect gift for any occasion. Whether you're shopping for a birthday, holiday, or just because, our funny and fabulous candle will bring the gift of laughter and warmth to your loved ones.

Choose from our signature "Honeysuckle + Jasmine" scent, crafted with premium essential oils for a truly unique fragrance experience. Our natural palm wax is free from any additives, ensuring that the scent is "true to scent" and doesn't have the "other smell" that can be found in paraffin or soy candles.

Our candles are designed to burn brighter and hotter, allowing the fragrance to permeate the air more effectively and last longer than other wax types. With a cotton, lead, and zinc-free wick, you can enjoy a clean, soot-free burn for up to 65 hours when properly trimmed.

Elevate your candle experience with our eco-friendly and high-performing palm wax, offering a perfect blend of slow burning, soot-free, and clean fragrance for an unparalleled ambiance. Indulge in the warmth and joy of our unique candle, perfect for a variety of occasions, from birthdays and holidays to housewarming, graduation, and beyond.

Whether you're shopping for a sister, brother, coworker, or even yourself, our "May Your Enemies Choke on a Bag of Dicks - Infused With Deez Nuts" candle is the perfect gift to bring a smile and a touch of laughter to any occasion. Treat yourself or surprise your loved ones with this memorable and unexpected gag gift that is sure to delight.

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package_dimensions‎5 x 4 x 4 inches; 1 Pounds
date_first_available‎May 13, 2023
best_sellers_rank#2,895 in Handmade Products (See Top 100 in Handmade Products)
#437 in Handmade Home Décor
#3,520 in Candles
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