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Funny Offensive Pens - A Snarky Office Gag Gift for Adults
Discover the Humor in Everyday Writing Step up your writing game with our offensive yet hilarious ballpoint pens. Crafted with care, our pens are built to last, ensuring smooth writing every time. Each pen in our collection is designed to bring a smile to your face, whether you're jotting down notes, signing documents, or doodling in your free time. Our pens feature unique and funny sayings that are perfect for adding a bit of humor to your day.
A Pen for Every Occasion Why settle for boring pens when you can have ones that make a statement? Our offensive pens are more than just writing instruments; they're a reflection of your personality. With sayings like "Per My Last Email" and "That's Not My Job," these pens are sure to be a conversation starter. Whether you're at the office, at home, or on the go, our funny ballpoint pens are sure to add a touch of humor to your day.
Key Features: - High-Quality Construction: Crafted with care, our pens are built to last, ensuring smooth writing every time. - Humorous Designs: Each pen comes with a unique, funny saying that will make you laugh out loud. - Perfect for Gifting: These pens make an excellent gift for friends, family, or colleagues who appreciate a good joke. - Wide Range of Styles: From sarcastic to downright offensive, there's a pen for every sense of humor.
Why Choose Our Pens? Versatile Use: Ideal for school supplies, office settings, or personal use. Comfortable Grip: Ergonomically designed to fit comfortably in your hand, reducing writing fatigue. Long-Lasting Ink: Ensures you can enjoy your pen for longer without worrying about it running out of ink. Stylish and Compact: Easy to carry in your pocket, bag, or pencil case.
Hear from Our Happy Customers Our offensive ballpoint pens have brought joy and laughter to many. Here's what some of our customers have to say: "I love these pens! They always get a laugh from my coworkers, and they write smoothly too." - Jamie L. "These pens are perfect for my office. Everyone enjoys the funny sayings, and they're great conversation starters." - Alex M. "I bought these as a gift, and they were a huge hit! Everyone loved the humorous phrases." - Sam T.
Creative Ways to Use Our Pens: Office Pranks: Leave a pen on a coworker's desk and wait for the laughter. Classroom Fun: Teachers can use these pens to add humor to their grading. Unique Gifts: Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because. Personal Use: Keep one in your purse or pocket for whenever you need a good laugh.
Our pens are not just tools; they're a source of joy and laughter. Add them to your collection or give them as a gift to spread the fun. Experience the perfect blend of humor and functionality with our offensive ballpoint pens.
product information:
| Attribute | Value | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| manufacturer | Offensive Crayons | ||||
| brand | Offensive Crayons | ||||
| item_weight | 1.76 ounces | ||||
| package_dimensions | 6.22 x 5.08 x 0.47 inches | ||||
| color | White, Black | ||||
| closure | Snap | ||||
| pencil_lead_degree_hardness | HB | ||||
| number_of_items | 1 | ||||
| size | 5 Count (Pack of 1) | ||||
| point_type | Medium | ||||
| ink_color | Black | ||||
| manufacturer_part_number | D0-P5FF-J0TT | ||||
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| best_sellers_rank | #46,241 in Office Products (See Top 100 in Office Products) #1,031 in Ballpoint Pens | ||||
| date_first_available | August 10, 2021 |
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