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Funny Inappropriate Towels - I Do Not Spew Profanities Flour Sack Towel, 100% Cotton, Multi-Purpose
The Honey Dew Gifts' "I Do Not Spew Profanities. I Enunciate Them Clearly Like A Fucking Lady!" dish towels are a great addition to any kitchen, bathroom, or pantry area. These funny kitchen decor items are sure to be a hit with anyone who sees them. Made of 100% cotton with high-quality printing and perfect stitching, these amusing dish towels can be hung or framed as decorative pieces, guaranteed to make your guests laugh as you prepare something for them.
Kitchen chores become easy peasy with these absorbent and humorous kitchen towels. You can tackle your daily tasks like drying dishes, cooking, or cleaning up with a fun twist. Incredibly thin yet highly absorbent, these funny hand towels can dry dishes or clean counters in a breeze. These amusing bathroom decor items are definitely a good buy, serving as a dependable kitchen mate for cleaning everything from wine glasses to pots and pans.
These funny gifts for women make great gag gifts for adults, perfect for your favorite coworker, chef, cook, sibling, neighbor, or friend. With their hilarious message, "I Do Not Spew Profanities. I Enunciate Them Clearly Like A Fucking Lady!", these funny kitchen towels are sure to spark conversations and add a humorous touch to your kitchen, bathroom, or office pantry.
Measuring 27 inches by 27 inches, these adult humor kitchen towels are the perfect funny kitchen decor, guaranteed to draw the attention of every guest, friend, or coworker. Built to last, these funny hand towels are easy to maintain, holding up to extensive runs through the washer and dryer. The hemmed edges make them extra durable, and their absorbent, quick-drying, strong, and shrink-resistant properties make them a reliable kitchen partner for everyday use.
Versatile and practical, these decorative hand towels are an all-around kitchen companion. Use them for hand drying, drying dishes or utensils, sopping up quick messes, and cleaning countertops, dining tables, or kitchen tables in seconds. These absorbent kitchen towels are perfect for everyday cleanup and big jobs like holiday meals, making them great gag gifts for adults and fun presents for friends, family, and coworkers. They're the ideal last-minute gift for Christmas, Thanksgiving, birthdays, or any other occasion.
So, click "Add to Cart" and get your flour sack kitchen towels now! Hilarious, practical, and sure to bring a smile to everyone's face, these Honey Dew Gifts' "I Do Not Spew Profanities. I Enunciate Them Clearly Like A Fucking Lady!" dish towels are a must-have for any kitchen, bathroom, or pantry.
product information:
| Attribute | Value | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| color | Spew Profanities | ||||
| brand | Honey Dew Gifts | ||||
| towel_form_type | Hand Towel | ||||
| material | Cotton | ||||
| product_dimensions | 27"L x 27"W | ||||
| number_of_items | 1 | ||||
| style | Durability | ||||
| pattern | Letter Print | ||||
| special_feature | Durability | ||||
| product_care_instructions | Machine Wash, Tumble Dry | ||||
| shape | Rectangular | ||||
| size | Small | ||||
| unit_count | 1.0 Count | ||||
| fabric_type | Cotton | ||||
| item_weight | 6.4 ounces | ||||
| manufacturer | Honey Dew Gifts | ||||
| country_of_origin | USA | ||||
| customer_reviews |
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| best_sellers_rank | #161,005 in Kitchen & Dining (See Top 100 in Kitchen & Dining) #1,857 in Dish Cloths & Dish Towels | ||||
| date_first_available | February 1, 2020 |
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